"The Life of Jake"

Jakerid: A life wihout
VIP.
There was once a
young man named
Jakerid who was really
annoying and such,
but he wanted VIP.
He forced everyone
to vote for him for
VIP at gunpoint
and said :NOBODY VOTE
NO OR I'LL TELL NOTCH!
"

The members of The
Divine Crusade
thought they were
dad, as they would
rather die than vote
for Jakerid as VIP,
afterall they can just
respawn.
But suddenly a wild
Blue_Sokz comes along
and ruins Jakerid's
evil plot to become
VIP.

Jakerid became so
upset by this that he
became depressed
and had suicidal
thoughts. He refused
to talk to anybody
ever again. 3 hours
later.. Jakerid is still
depressed, until
FABIAN comes online.
FABIAN makes jakes
day by not ignoring
him like everyone

else, Jakerid is really
happy that somebody
noticed him, life is
starting to look good
in his eyes. He
immediately went and
made himself a damn
fine cup of tea, while
listening to Jolene.
Jolene, jolene, jolene
JOLENEEE he sang, as
he built a sand gen.
Jakerid's day was

quickly ruined by
Sinnz, who said NO
SAND GENS!. This
ruined Jakerid's life,
Jake went into
depression and after
a long 2 hours
fighting it off, he
decided to kill himself
using /kill.
The End.