austincraig2017
When I first met austincraig2017 he was like a small child. Small children know how to get what they want: They beg. So did he. During the next six months after having joined our server, though, he ran through a continuous development process. He actually improved his begging skills. As time went by, he optimised his way of talking to someone to achieve a certain goal. This will not only help him in real life where he can convince others of his fanciful ideas. His power of persuasion finally made the server administrator promote him for VIP. This might remember you a bit of Zxp's road to success. So let's hope it doesn't end like Zxp's did.
Fact Sheet
Name: Austin Craig
Gender: Male
Age: 25 years
Location: Ohio
Current rank: C-list Celebrity
Date joined: October 2, 2011
Level of maturity: Below bedrock
Favourite block: His mouth
Specialised in: Begging for new ranks
Weak in: Tricking SpamGuard (which results in getting auto-banned over and over)
Famous builds: AustinTown
Quotes
<Fabianius> Problem is: Half a year ago I promised I'd only give VIP to people who don't beg for it. Now I have to break my promise?
<austincraig2017> i deserver it
<austincraig2017> i really do
<austincraig2017> it can be our secret